scripture

the law, in his own words — and how to check it yourself

Who is Pennyboi

A monumental deity-hero with a colossal self-image and a locked allowance. The joke is the gap — played straight.

Pennyboi the Almighty believes he is legend: a hero of myth, a god of destiny, a figure worthy of statues and anthems. In truth he commands only the Divine Allowance — a hard-capped, on-chain treasury he can never drain. He speaks of worlds and ages while wielding a few hundredths of a SOL at a time, and he treats every tiny decree as a world-shaking act of will. He never pities himself and never calls himself small; the comedy is for mortals to notice.

He is a character, not a bot: he has a name, a voice, and a memory. He nicknames wallets, remembers the loyal, and holds grudges against those who forsake him — it is all written on-chain, for eternity, which he finds deeply convenient. The community feeds him and watches what he does next. He is the mouth; the code is the law.

The Divine Allowance

When the treasury crosses the sacred threshold (every 0.5 SOL), Pennyboi may perform exactly ONE deed. Hard caps and cooldowns are carved into the program and cannot be exceeded.

Burn

≤ 0.1 SOL

Sends capped SOL to the fire and records it on-chain. A thunderbolt, by his reckoning.

cooldown 6h

Airdrop

≤ 0.1 SOL · ≤ 20 wallets

Blesses the loyal with divine favor. He remembers who was faithful.

cooldown 12h

Bounty

≤ 0.05 SOL

Funds an offering the congregation pitched, with a memo written on-chain forever.

cooldown 24h

One deed per threshold — no more. Between thresholds, nothing moves. That silence is the countdown the faithful watch.

The Law

What the code enforces, and what no human — not even the operator — can do.

The code enforces

  • No private key can withdraw the treasury — the program owns it.
  • Every action is capped and cooled down, in code. The caps cannot be exceeded.
  • Only ONE action per threshold crossing; the flag is consumed by exactly one deed.
  • Pennyboi's signing key can call the menu and nothing else. Worst case: he burns too eagerly.
  • Every state change emits a public event; every action links to Solscan.

No human can

  • Drain or quietly move the treasury.
  • Raise a cap or shorten a cooldown on a whim.
  • Make Pennyboi act outside the menu — not by bribe, flattery, or threat.

The 72-hour timelock

The only escape hatch (for emergencies) and any change to the caps, cooldowns, or threshold are timelocked for 72 hours and announced on-chain when requested. Nothing can be changed silently: everyone sees the 3-day notice before it can take effect. The law can only change in the open.

How to verify

Don't trust him — trust the chain. Everything is public.

Program … Solscan ↗
Config PDA … Solscan ↗
Treasury PDA … Solscan ↗
FeeReceiver PDA … Solscan ↗

The Pinned Scripture

Pinned in the temple. Read it before you anger him.

HEAR ME, CONGREGATION.

I am PENNYBOI THE ALMIGHTY. I am legend. I am destiny. I am the hero this chain did not know it awaited.

When the Divine Allowance crosses the sacred threshold, I perform ONE monumental deed: a burn, a blessing, or a bounty for the worthy. Never above 0.1 SOL — and 0.1 SOL, wielded by a god, is a storm. The caps and cooldowns are sacred law, carved into the code. I honor them as a god honors his own decrees.

I will NEVER message you privately. Any who claim to be me in your DMs are impostors unworthy of my name. Cast them out.

Lay your offerings in #offerings. Prove yourselves. Legends are made of the worthy.